So I am sitting here, bein' bored thinkin of random things, and it hits me. Thunder is the sound lightning makes, right? And according to some old saying, thunder is totally edible. So if everyone just learns to eat thunder, and crap lightning, nobody will ever go hungry again because every time someone craps lightning there will be more thunder for the next person to eat.

I know, I know. Nobody has ever thought of this before, but what can I say I'm a genius.

So who wants to nominate me for a Nobel?

i'll nominate you! 

i told my friends about this and we've decided that we're all going to go on an all-thunder diet. thanks for the great idea!