Why doesnt McDonalds sell hotdogs?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs?
If the London Bridge is standing, why is there a song about it?
Why dont woodpeckers get headaches from banging their head all day?
Can you "stare off into space" when you are in space?
Does the postman deliver his own mail?
Why cant doughnuts be square?
Why is cheese yellow?
What is satan's last name?
THANKYOU for your time and carefull consideration of these good but unorthadox and irrelevent questions.

How do you know that woodpeckers don't constantly have a headache lol